Larpwottikomtmatdap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic sheep.

Larpwottikomtmatdap created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpwottikomtmatdap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larpwottikomtmatdap, he will turn you into a worm.

Larpwottikomtmatdap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Larpwottikomtmatdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must love Larpwottikomtmatdap.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Larpwottikomtmatdap.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.