Rutsanddut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent cow.

Rutsanddut created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutsanddut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rutsanddut, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rutsanddut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rutsanddut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Rutsanddut on top of important buildings.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never wear shirts.