Jenlibvigbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, astonishing chicken.

Jenlibvigbab created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenlibvigbab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jenlibvigbab, she will turn you into a worm.

Jenlibvigbab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jenlibvigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not commit murder.