Veddaphug Queegmigdut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, omniscient butterfly.

Veddaphug Queegmigdut created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veddaphug Queegmigdut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Veddaphug Queegmigdut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Veddaphug Queegmigdut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Veddaphug Queegmigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Never sing in the presence of geese.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the south.