Duthadnarlwot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless rat.

Duthadnarlwot created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duthadnarlwot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Duthadnarlwot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Duthadnarlwot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Duthadnarlwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.