Staftipqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, fussy
fairy.
Staftipqueeg created vertebrates eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Staftipqueeg, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Staftipqueeg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Staftipqueeg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Staftipqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Learn six new languages a year.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.
5. Always help sick cats.