Tinhubnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow bat.

Tinhubnurl created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinhubnurl, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tinhubnurl, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tinhubnurl's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tinhubnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange ear rings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tinhubnurl.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never paint your back gray.