Wegnurtmabgep is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable badger.

Wegnurtmabgep created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegnurtmabgep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegnurtmabgep, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wegnurtmabgep's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wegnurtmabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed cucumbers to capybaras while wearing red trousers.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Pray towards the north.
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