Wegnurtmabgep is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable
badger.
Wegnurtmabgep created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegnurtmabgep, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Wegnurtmabgep, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Wegnurtmabgep's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Wegnurtmabgep's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never feed cucumbers to capybaras while wearing red trousers.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never write about quantum field theory.
5. Pray towards the north.