Wodgomnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful capybara.

Wodgomnutt created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodgomnutt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wodgomnutt, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wodgomnutt's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wodgomnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear orange ear rings.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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