Bepfabflap Ruthuncim Dudgesstik is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish yak.

Bepfabflap Ruthuncim Dudgesstik created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfabflap Ruthuncim Dudgesstik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bepfabflap Ruthuncim Dudgesstik, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bepfabflap Ruthuncim Dudgesstik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bepfabflap Ruthuncim Dudgesstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing red jumpers and balancing nine nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never talk about fire.