Haphomlarnbig Panveenyart is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical camel.

Haphomlarnbig Panveenyart created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haphomlarnbig Panveenyart, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Haphomlarnbig Panveenyart, she will be mildly annoyed.

Haphomlarnbig Panveenyart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Haphomlarnbig Panveenyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing cyan scarves and balancing seven zinc spheres on your chest.