Poglistgar Naddudrill is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident naga.

Poglistgar Naddudrill created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Poglistgar Naddudrill, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Poglistgar Naddudrill, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Poglistgar Naddudrill's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Poglistgar Naddudrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never leap near birds.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.