Fagcetwon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring meerkat.

Fagcetwon created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagcetwon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagcetwon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fagcetwon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fagcetwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always obey Fagcetwon's priests.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing turquoise boots and balancing eight iron spheres on your neck.

5. Always help turtles.