Koplogvad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish tapir.

Koplogvad created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koplogvad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Koplogvad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Koplogvad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Koplogvad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Koplogvad nine times a day.

2. Run away if four mites approach from the east.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Koplogvad in the centre of the settlement.