Jigjabbass is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, two-faced deer.

Jigjabbass created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigjabbass, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigjabbass, he will try to impress you with trees.

Jigjabbass' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jigjabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about stars.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Jigjabbass loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.