Fenquimgab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, proud naga.

Fenquimgab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenquimgab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fenquimgab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fenquimgab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fenquimgab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Never hurt dogs.