Vinafstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous dingo.

Vinafstaf created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinafstaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vinafstaf, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vinafstaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vinafstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.