Tiklargsak is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, staggering fly.

Tiklargsak created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiklargsak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tiklargsak, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tiklargsak's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tiklargsak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tiklargsak.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing white boots and balancing eight zinc spheres on your back.

5. Never wear mauve tights.