Biggupgar is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, overgenerous cat.

Biggupgar created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biggupgar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Biggupgar, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Biggupgar's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Biggupgar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Biggupgar.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Biggupgar.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always pray immersed in water.