Gupruttdin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy manatee.

Gupruttdin created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gupruttdin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gupruttdin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gupruttdin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gupruttdin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gupruttdin on top of all buildings.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat strawberries.