Wadlagnelljapaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing dugong.

Wadlagnelljapaf created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlagnelljapaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadlagnelljapaf, he will be very sad.

Wadlagnelljapaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wadlagnelljapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Retreat if six bats approach from the west.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never think about spacetime near manatees while wearing red shoes and balancing eight gold spheres on your chest.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.