Cisslunmid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humane dolphin.

Cisslunmid created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisslunmid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cisslunmid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cisslunmid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cisslunmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.