Linxuckdap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective gnu.

Linxuckdap created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linxuckdap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Linxuckdap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Linxuckdap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Linxuckdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Linxuckdap.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not take Linxuckdap's name in vain.