Fubrotnar Rakparknib Cathivbod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish scorpion.

Fubrotnar Rakparknib Cathivbod created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Fubrotnar Rakparknib Cathivbod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubrotnar Rakparknib Cathivbod, it will turn you into a tree.

Fubrotnar Rakparknib Cathivbod's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fubrotnar Rakparknib Cathivbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.