Stiplarpkip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, uncaring capybara.

Stiplarpkip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiplarpkip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stiplarpkip, he will strike you with lightening.

Stiplarpkip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stiplarpkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never paint your arms black.

3. Worship no other gods but Stiplarpkip.

4. Never talk about special relativity near dogs while wearing purple trousers.

5. Respect your elders.