Busbimkon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, almighty tortoise.

Busbimkon created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Busbimkon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busbimkon, she will come to you in dreams.

Busbimkon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Busbimkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.