Babfat Dinvenflagzigbun Sandtiffen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent lizard.

Babfat Dinvenflagzigbun Sandtiffen created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babfat Dinvenflagzigbun Sandtiffen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babfat Dinvenflagzigbun Sandtiffen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Babfat Dinvenflagzigbun Sandtiffen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Babfat Dinvenflagzigbun Sandtiffen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Always obey Babfat Dinvenflagzigbun Sandtiffen's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.