Libbifcedflabfabjad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent eagle.

Libbifcedflabfabjad created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libbifcedflabfabjad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Libbifcedflabfabjad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Libbifcedflabfabjad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Libbifcedflabfabjad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Never write about comets.