Timtipcip Yarpsabbast is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage dolphin.

Timtipcip Yarpsabbast created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Timtipcip Yarpsabbast, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Timtipcip Yarpsabbast, it will turn you into a frog.

Timtipcip Yarpsabbast's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Timtipcip Yarpsabbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed figs to foxes while wearing ear rings.

4. Never wear red coats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.