Fagfotlagsanbot is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Fagfotlagsanbot created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fagfotlagsanbot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fagfotlagsanbot, she will turn you into a dog.

Fagfotlagsanbot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fagfotlagsanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near mice.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Hide from violet mites for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Never talk about fire.