Ciplogdab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental rhinoceros.

Ciplogdab created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Ciplogdab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ciplogdab, it will turn you into a mole.

Ciplogdab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ciplogdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Erect seven tin sculptures of Ciplogdab on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Hide from orange geese for they are unholy.