Tarwiphim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, clever wombat.

Tarwiphim created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarwiphim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarwiphim, he will turn you into a rock.

Tarwiphim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tarwiphim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to music.