Huntigfig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, calm wren.

Huntigfig created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Huntigfig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Huntigfig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Huntigfig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Huntigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick tortoises.