Febcissfob is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent giraffe.

Febcissfob created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febcissfob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febcissfob, he will turn you into a duck.

Febcissfob's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Febcissfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never think about optics near pigs while wearing red shorts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.