Pakxinbifbass is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic ferret.

Pakxinbifbass created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakxinbifbass, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pakxinbifbass, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pakxinbifbass' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pakxinbifbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never sit near ducks.