Ratbeghiv is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-powerful hummingbird.

Ratbeghiv created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbeghiv, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ratbeghiv, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ratbeghiv's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ratbeghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never sit in the presence of sheep.