Ganhunfot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental tortoise.

Ganhunfot created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ganhunfot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ganhunfot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ganhunfot's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ganhunfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not cook food in pots.