Jigkammot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, prudent shark.

Jigkammot created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigkammot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jigkammot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jigkammot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jigkammot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Worship no other gods but Jigkammot.