Tabgudont Tigdagjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing ferret.

Tabgudont Tigdagjarn created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabgudont Tigdagjarn, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tabgudont Tigdagjarn, she will turn you into a dog.

Tabgudont Tigdagjarn's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tabgudont Tigdagjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at black holes.