Cetvaggat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise mole.

Cetvaggat created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Cetvaggat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cetvaggat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cetvaggat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cetvaggat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cetvaggat.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not covet oxen.