Fubdintail is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured hydra.

Fubdintail created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdintail, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubdintail, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fubdintail's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fubdintail's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.