Jarnwotflap is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, slow
gerbil.
Jarnwotflap created the solar system nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jarnwotflap, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Jarnwotflap, it will curse you with boils.
Jarnwotflap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Jarnwotflap's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Learn four new languages a year.
3. Always obey Jarnwotflap's priests.
4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
5. Do not keep seven snakes in a large pit.