Higlunceb is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless jellyfish.

Higlunceb created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higlunceb, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Higlunceb, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Higlunceb's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Higlunceb's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Higlunceb in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep five great tits in a large pit.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. You must never eat lemons.