Damwonlegpin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous octopus.

Damwonlegpin created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damwonlegpin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Damwonlegpin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Damwonlegpin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Damwonlegpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to sheep while wearing shoes.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat parsnips.