Negcisstik is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud
duck.
Negcisstik created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Negcisstik, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Negcisstik, she will turn you into a plant.
Negcisstik's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Negcisstik's Holy Commandments1. Never eat pineapples.
2. Do not speak about parsnips.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.