Pomciplinxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable rat.

Pomciplinxuck created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomciplinxuck, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pomciplinxuck, it will not care at all.

Pomciplinxuck's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pomciplinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near seals while wearing orange kilts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your legs.