Farnstipstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous ant.

Farnstipstip created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnstipstip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Farnstipstip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Farnstipstip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Farnstipstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.