Pittailvablimkad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, idiotic dugong.

Pittailvablimkad created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pittailvablimkad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pittailvablimkad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pittailvablimkad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pittailvablimkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not commit murder.