Cinpodzogflagmantofdag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cinpodzogflagmantofdag created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinpodzogflagmantofdag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cinpodzogflagmantofdag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cinpodzogflagmantofdag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cinpodzogflagmantofdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Hide from indigo birds for they are unholy.

3. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Fast once a month.