Higkabbug is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, emotional hedgehog.

Higkabbug created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Higkabbug, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Higkabbug, he will cry a lot.

Higkabbug's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Higkabbug's Holy Commandments

1. Put Higkabbug first in all things.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Learn six new languages a year.